Anatomy of a Doom Patrol Villain

"Anatomy of a Doom Patrol Villain" from Doom Patrol vol.2 #47 (DC, 1991) by Grant Morrison, Richard Case and Mark McKenna

Sure, I read Paul Kupperberg's DP in the late 80s, at first partnered with Steve Lightle and later Erik Larsen, but it was just an okay comic. Then, my small town newsstand stopped getting it. When I moved to Moncton, I checked out what happened to the book and OMG it had become this wonderful and bizarre thing and I had to have all the issues IMMEDIATELY. More than anything else in my life at the time - including college courses - Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol was responsible for getting me into libraries and bookstores and digging into all manner of strange texts. It was an amazing run, filled with nightmare creatures and all kinds of oddities. Villains would speak in anagrams, acronyms and exquisite corpses. Beautifully surreal. Morrison reinvented the Squad's members and added new ones, like Crazy Jane and Danny the (transvestite) Street, the latter of which would play a role in bringing the story to a transcendent finish.

Of course, the book continued afterwards, jumping to the nascent Vertigo imprint, with relative newbie Rachel Pollack at the helm. I appreciated much of what she tried to do with the book, but the team, or indeed, my brain, would never again be the same.

Robotman Schematic

"Robotman Schematic" from Doom Patrol vol.1 #94 (DC, 1965) by Arnold Drake and Bob Brown

There have been 5 volumes of Doom Patrol, so that's gonna be a big part of this week. Hope you like the freakiest team in comicdom as much as I do! The one constant has always been Cliff Steele, Robotman, so I thought I'd start things off with his blueprint. Has Science invented "flexible ceramic metal" yet?

Volume 1 started at #86, picking up from My Greatest Adventure's numbering, where the team premiered 6 issues previously. Writer Arnold Drake, with no regard for the future (he was moving to Marvel), killed the team off in #121 when the book was canceled. Even so, the last issue included a plea for readers to show interest in a revival. It wouldn't happen for 9 years, when Robotman was shown to have survived. The new Doom Patrol was featured in Showcase and in various guest appearances, but it would take 10 years before they'd get their own series. Continued tomorrow.

Doom Force EXTREME!

"Doom Force EXTREME!" from Doom Force Special #1 (DC, 1992) by Grant Morrison, Ian Montgommery and Brad Vancata

I don't know why Grant Morrison felt the need to do an Image (or specifically, a Liefeld) pastiche, and at over 50 pages, the joke becomes tired rather fast, but it nonetheless offered a couple weird and fun, ahem, images. The Living Mountain and his little ski-lift. The Chief as a head in an ice cube in a glass of pink lemonade. That sort of thing. The thing is, when you're laughing at Youngblood, the actual comics are just as funny for the same exact reasons. Doom Force was unnecessary, though it did have a billion percent more imagination going for it. And yes, I realize it features an over-obvious Wolverine clone with silverware instead of claws.

The Doctor Is In

"The Doctor Is In" from Doctor Mid-Nite #1 (DC, 1999) by Matt Wagner and John K. Snyder III

As the Who's Who podcast made note, the orthographically-challenged Dr. Mid-Nite must have been of particular interest to Grendel creator Matt Wagner because he drew the entry and later wrote his Prestige-format mini-series. But maybe he was mostly a fan of Mid-Nite's look, because he wasn't the Golden Age original, and was played more as a Shadow figure, with a pulpy ensemble cast. Let's just say it's a good thing the mini had John K. Snyder III art (Wagner's own would have been cool too).

More Than Enough Dr. Fates

"More Than Enough Dr. Fates" from Dr. Fate vol.3 #22 (DC, 1990) by J.M. DeMatteis and Shawn McManus

The Eric & Linda Strauss Dr. Fate series was one of those things I picked up in bulk when I moved to a town with a comic book shop, along with Animal Man, Doom Patrol and LEGION. What they all had in common was being unlike anything I'd read from the spinner racks where I came from. Dr. Fate didn't go Vertigo, like my first two examples, but it might have done. A mystical hero, a literate approach, and Shawn McManus who would eventually work on Sandman. Perhaps it was Petey the Demon and other comedy characters that kept it from attracting the imprint's attention. Of course, like a lot of DeMatteis stuff - including Moonshadow, which he did for Vertigo - it goes all metaphysical and pretentious at the end. After 2 years' worth, Fate's mantle was passed on to Inza, and to William Messner-Loebs. I read it, but it was nowhere near as memorable for me.

Chaotic Dr. Fate vs. the Phantom Stranger

"Chaotic Dr. Fate vs. the Phantom Stranger" from Dr. Fate vol.2 #3 (DC, 1987) by J.M. DeMatteis, Keith Giffen and Dave Hunt

Volume 2? Yep, volume 1 is a reprint of First Issue Special and some Flash back-ups. In Fate's first original book, DeMatteis (who would go on to write the monthly, come back tomorrow) changed the premise, turning it into something of a Shazam story, or maybe a Firestorm one (though Kent and Inza were already merging 5 years earlier). 10-year-old Eric Strauss and his stepmother Linda merge into the Dr. Fate entity, and are monitored by Nabu in Kent Nelson's body! For readers wanting to see Kent Nelson's adventures - maybe coming off his appearances in All-Star Squadron or even Justice League - this probably seemed like a bad idea. However, perhaps the cool Keith Giffen art took the edge off, and it did spawn a monthly I really loved. More of that in 24 hours' time.

Iceberg Island

"Iceberg Island" from Doc Savage vol.1 #2 (DC, 1987) by Denny O'Neil, Andy Kubert and Adam Kubert

Ever since I discovered Doc Savage books at my local library when I was a kid, I've tried to be a fan and failed. I mean, I've enjoyed the books I've read, but if you would ask me to name the guys in his crew, I'd be hard-pressed. And it's the same each time I try to get into a Man of Bronze comic book series. I don't know what it is with me. It doesn't stop me from trying, and when looking for a book to read, I'll often think that maybe I should pick up one of those Doc Savage books on my shelf (even the ones I've already read, I've recalled little in the way of detail). Sell me on him if you like.

DC's done three volumes. The mini-series by O'Neil and the Kubert Bros. (above), which was successful enough for DC to launch a monthly. It lasted two years, though Mike Barr replaced O'Neil after 6 issues. The monthly gave Savage a grandson and moved the stories into the present day, which was probably controversial. And of course, there was a more recent attempt in the First Wave family of pulp books. Again, I wanted to get into it and simply couldn't muster enough interest to invest in it.

What's the 411?

"What's the 411?" from Dial H #1 (DC, 2012) by China Miéville and Mateus Santlouco

Why aren't you reading Dial H?! You've gonna get it cancelled and it's brilliant! If you've ever been a fan of the other versions of Dial H for Hero, this is for you! It takes place in Littleton, just like Robby Reed's adventures. It's featured return appearances by villains AND heroes from the Robby AND Chris & Vicki eras. It's weird and gritty and nutty like H.E.R.O. And if you weren't a fan of Dial H for Hero fan, no problem. It reminds me most of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol, with weird, weird, weird creations and an exploration of what it means to have variable identities. Am I not selling it hard enough? That's YOUR hand on that phone. Are you going to dial the number? READ THIS BOOK!

It's all I want for Christmas.

Slash Option: Batman and Poison Ivy

"Slash Option: Batman and Poison Ivy" from Detective Comics vol.2 #14 (DC, 2013) by John Layman and Jason Fabok

A natural pairing. Batman does love a bad girl. I wasn't reading New52 'Tec until Chew's John Layman started writing it. I must say, his opening story had some nice twists and turns. The book is back on the pull list. I do find the art a bit "technical" for my tastes - I like my Batman a bit more expressionistic - but it's still well done. A preference, not a complaint.

Trash

"Trash" from Detective Comics #613 vol.1 (DC, 1990) by Alan Grant, Norm Breyfogle and Steve Mitchell

Such a long history! This is, after all, the title DC Comics is named after. So where to grab the splash from? I only read it intermittently, and as I may have said before, I can't resist Norm Breyfogle's Batman. Around this time, he was doing a lot of metaphorical splashes like this one, in the style of Eisner's Spirit. I really love them. They are not, despite the title, "trash".

Medieval Dinosaurs

"Medieval Dinosaurs" from Demon Knights #2 (DC, 2011) by Paul Cornell, Diogenes Neves and Oclair Albert

Paul Cornell approached his Middle Ages the way Kirby did all those years ago. I mean, the legends about dragons inspired by DINOSAURS? That's completely crazy.

Song of the Demon

"Song of the Demon" from The Demon vol.3 #6 (DC, 1990) by Alan Grant, Val Semeiks and Denis Rodier

The Demon's longest and best run was Alan Grant's (and later, Garth Ennis), a series that lasted 5 years and that started with pleasantly cartoony Semeiks art. The look he gave Etrigan worked very well with Grant's  black comedy, as the Demon became more of a trickster and mischief maker, while supporting cast member Harry Mathews became a seat cushion with a face. That sense of the absurd has, in retrospect, always been part of the character, ever since his adventures opened on a shot of Space Camelot.

Free from Blood

"Free from Blood" from The Demon vol.2 #4 (DC, 1987) by Matt Wagner and Art Nichols

The second Demon series was a 4-issue mini by Matt Wagner that took its cue from a recent appearance in Alan Moore's Swamp Thing. Glenda Mark tries to exorcize the Demon from Jason Blood, and there's plenty of rhyming... maybe too much. While it was pretty good, I do wish Wagner had brought his more stylized Grendel art to it.

Kirby's Camelot

"Kirby's Camelot" from The Demon vol.1 #1 (DC, 1972) by Jack Kirby and Mike Royer

Oh yeah, I really should finish reading this Omnibus! The Demon probably isn't Kirby's best DC work - he famously didn't care for the "horror" assignment - but looking at his Camelot, it could have easily fit into his Fourth World. Arthurian legend was never so spacey. And Etrigan the Demon has become one of DC's most memorable characters. He's had many series over the years and guest-starred in many, many others. Living in Gotham City is probably a plus too. Definitely a favorite with me too, whether he rhymes or not. This first series lasted 16 issues, but there would be more to come. This is going to be the Week of the Demon at Your Daily Splash Page.

Oh Crap!

"Oh Crap!" from Deathstroke the Terminator #4 (DC, 1991) by Marv Wolfman, Steve Erwin and Will Blyberg

I was kinda planning to do both the Terminator and the Hunted (which the series turned into after Zero Hour), but you know what? I really don't like Deathstroke that much. When it started, it at least had some pleasant art, and I picked up a few issues on the strength of Wolfman's writing. You know, as a New Titans spin-off. End of the day, it's still Deathstroke and I couldn't stick with it outside of the odd Annual (and yet, his Elseworlds is still one of the weakest).

That's It?

"That's It?" from Deathstroke #2 (DC, 2011) by Kyle Higgins, Joe Bennett and Art Thibert

There have been a few Deathstroke books, only the latest simply called "Deathstroke". We'll see more in the days to come. Look, I don't HATE Deathstroke. I liked him a lot as Slade in the Teen Titans cartoon. Everywhere else though... Well, the name is stupid. He was better off as the Terminator, probably, lawsuits and all. And he had a number of other strikes against him too... was given his own book during the tiring rise of the anti-hero, was the father of super-lame Jericho, etc. The new series wasn't bad, what I read of it, but wasn't enough for me to keep reading. Good thing too, because I would have had to drop it once they handed it over to Rob "Kiss of Death" Liefeld.

The Precarious Statuary of New Genesis

"The Precarious Statuary of New Genesis" from Death of the New Gods #1 (DC, 2007) by Jim Starlin and Matt Banning

Who understands what DC was trying to do with the New Gods before Final Crisis? I mean, you've got Morrison working on your big event, and all he's asking is that these Fourth World characters not be used elsewhere because they were at the center of the story he was preparing and would start with their deaths and reincarnations. And it should have been easy, since the New Gods weren't really being used anywhere at the time. So what happens? They show up in Countdown (to Final Crisis) and get killed there. And they ALSO show up a mini-series all about their dying (again) in which Starlin brings back some of his "I never read a damn Fourth World comic in my life" elements from Cosmic Odyssey. So the New Gods dies three times in the space of a year, and... who the hell knows? I'm not even sure my account is correct so confused I was. I've probably got it wrong. Some nice splashes from Matt Banning though.

Mothers' Day

"Mothers' Day" from Deadshot vol.1 #3 (DC, 1988) by John Ostrander, Kim Yale and Luke McDonnell

If you're gonna read John Ostrander's Suicide Squad, and you should, don't forget the Deadshot mini-series that sprang out of it. Deadshot has to deal with his family issues while Marnie, his therapist who's got unprofessional feelings for him, tries to optimistically get him back in pocket. It's a hardcore look at arguably the best character in the Squad, so expect more nihilism than badassery. Never read the mini-series from 2005, so I'll have to let you fill me in on that one.

Deadman Rises

"Deadman Rises" from Deadman vol.2 #1 (DC, 1986) by Andrew Helfer and José Luis Garcia Lopez

In addition to three mini-series with subtitles (Love After Death, Exorcism, and Dead Again), and a Vertigo series with a very slim connection to Boston Brand, there have been three series called Deadman. The first reprinted his strips from Strange Adventures, most with art by Neal Adams. The third, lasting 9 issues in the early 2000s, I never picked up. So the one I best remember is the second, a four-issue mini with gorgeous art by José Luis Garcia Lopez (if ever there was an heir to Neal Adams) and which finally allowed Boston Brand to catch up to his killer. Now that Deadman is a star again (again? for the first time?), I hope people go back to check out those original stories.

How Wildstorm Is Treating the DC Universe

"How Wildstorm Is Treating the DC Universe" from DC/Wildstorm: DreamWar #3 (DC/Wildstorm, 2008) by Keith Giffen, Lee Garbett and Trevor Scott

Somehow a metaphor for Jim Lee introducing his Wildstorm properties into the proper DC Universe. This mini-series should have served as a warning for what might happen when NOT the WS characters, but the WS TONE, would become part of the DCU. The mini-series is basically needless punch-ups between heroes, right? Was it all a dream? Is the New52?

Amalgam!

"Amalgam!" from Marvel vs. DC #3 (Marvel/DC, 1996) by Ron Marz, Dan Jurgens and Josef Rubinstein

The fights were total bullcrap, of course. I wrote a rather colorful critique a few years ago. The only real coolness factor was the Amalgam idea, which saw Marvel and DC characters merging into neat (or clumsy) combo characters. The best Amalgam books? I liked Spider-Boy, Super-Soldier and Challengers of the Fantastic. The worst? Uninspired stuff like Legends of the Dark Knight, Amazon, and Magneto and the Magnetic Men.

Challengers-Style Archaeology

"Challengers-Style Archaeology" from DC Universe Presents #7 (DC, 2012) by Dan DiDio, Jerry Ordway and Ray McCarthy

DCU Presents, the New52's anthology series, a good place to reboot certain characters and see if they stick, has been, unsurprisingly, a mixed bag. The Challengers of the Unknown certainly had the best art, but the story turned into this weird serial killer thing and never used the immortal words "living on borrowed time". Or did I pass out while reading? Paul Jenkins' Deadman story was pretty good, but Boston Brand was already appearing in a couple books, so hardly what this series was made for. Vandal Savage got a DC version of Silence of the Lambs, not bad. About then I started skipping any feature that didn't interest me (like Kid-Flash). Blue Devil and Black Lightning could be good though...

MMO Luthors

"MMO Luthors" from DC Universe Online Legends #26 (DC, 2012) by Marv Wolfman, Howard Porter and Livesay

The one true superhero MMORPG, City of Heroes, closed up shop last week, and I haven't heard terribly good things about DCU Online, one of the would-be pretenders to the throne. If you played, tell us what you thought. If you read the comic based on the game, tell us what you thought too.

Golden Age Splash

"Golden Age Splash" from DC Universe: Legacies #2 (DC, 2010) by Len Wein, Andy Kubert and Joe Kubert

Though Legacies had some good art, its retelling of DCU history, apparently the definitive post-Final Crisis one, had three major problems. First, its framing tale was entirely derivative of Busiek's Marvels. Second, this history would all come crashing to an end in the oncoming Flushpoint, a major tell-tale that the New52 wasn't quite as planned as some would like us to believe. Third, it was announced to come out side by side with a new series of Who's Who, and that never came. Can I hold it against Legacies? I've decided I can and will. But an ongoing Who's Who in the post-Final Crisis universe would have been a major pain for New52 architects...

Wonder Woman in Vietnam

"Wonder Woman in Vietnam" from DC: The New Frontier #2 (DC, 2004) by Darwyn Cooke

I hardly need to sell anyone on Darwyn Cooke's New Frontier. It won a trifecta of comics awards (Eisner, Harvey, and Shuster), was collected in both standard and Absolute editions, and was even made into an animated movie. It takes place in the 1950s and acts as a bridge between Golden Age characters and Silver Age ones, and its Wonder Woman, pictured above, is a lot of fun. Kind of like DC's version of Marvel's Hercules, when you think about it.

The Ride of Your Life

"The Ride of Your Life" from DC One Million #1 (DC, 1998) by Grant Morrison, Val Semeiks and Prentis Rollins

Why did an event called DC One Million take place in the 853rd century? Because that's when, theoretically, Action Comics would have hit issue #1,000,000. I suppose that's still true now that the numbering has been rebooted, right? I just don't want to do the math.

The Resurgence of Blackbriar Thorn

"The Resurgence of Blackbriar Thorn" from DC Comics Presents #66 (DC, 1984) by Len Wein and Joe Kubert

Told you the day before yesterday I had a soft spot for Blackbriar Thorn comics. What it is, actually, is a soft spot for the late days of DC Comics Presents. DCP #59, in which Superman teams up with the Legion of Substitute-Heroes against a not-yet-full-on-parody Ambush Bug was the first comic I ever bought with my own money, and the weirder the team-up the more likely I was to buy future issues (or pick up old ones from bargain bins). Among my favorites, the ones with OMAC, Freedom Fighters, Kamandi, Bizarro, and Swamp Thing. Basically, once they'd done all the big names once or twice, it turned into a weird tour of the DC Universe. Loved it. Consequently, the next Superman team-up book, post-Crisis Action Comics, was a deep disappointment to me. Too many headliners!

What do the Blackhawks, Deadman and Woozy Winks Have in Common?

"What do the Blackhawks, Deadman and Woozy Winks Have in Common?" from DC Challenge #8 (DC, 1986) by Gerry Conway, Rick Hoberg and Dick Giordano

They were all in DC Challenge, the 12-issue series that had different creative teams on each book leaving the next with an ever-impossible cliffhanger/continuity mess to continue and/or resolve. As part of DC's 50th Anniversary celebrations (like the better-remembered Who's Who and Crisis), the participants could use any characters in the DC catalog... and DID! See above for one of many examples. Over the year, the series also featured, in addition to DC's big names, Adam Strange, Congo Bill, Viking Prince, Detective Chimp, and Je'mm Son of Saturn. And that's just the most offbeat of each of the first 5 issues.

Spectre vs. Blackbriar Thorn

"Spectre vs. Blackbriar Thorn" from Day of Judgement #1 (DC, 2005) by Bill Willingham, Justiniano and Walden Wong

Ever since I first saw him drawn by Joe Kubert in DC Comics Presents (the issue that teams up Superman and the Demon), I've liked Blackbriar Thorn. Here he is fighting the Spectre in the mini-series that saw the creation of Shadowpact. It was also a lead-up to Infinite Crisis, had Jean Loring as Eclipso, and am I right in remembering that the Blue Beetle scarab was sent to El Paso just in time for Jaime Reyes to find it? Only the latter really bears mentioning.

The Sentinels of Magic

"The Sentinels of Magic" from Day of Judgment #1 (DC, 1999) by Geoff Johns, Matt Smith and Steve Mitchell

The Sentinels of Magic is a much better name than Justice League Dark, but I guess it's not as marketable... I never bought into Day of Judgment's premise. It was, to me, just another in a long line of events that mismanaged the Hal Jordan character. Turning him into Parallax was ridiculous in the first place, killing him was the only out, but not a great one. Bringing him back as the Spectre, and retiring Jim Corrigan, meant we LOST a character, not gained one. Hal wouldn't stay the Spectre for long anyway, and I don't think the character did very well as an identity taken on by various people over the last decade. It looked good, and wasn't badly written, but with hindsight especially, it stands today as an editorial exercise in getting a particular character from point A (where it should never have gone) to point B (status quo) by going through point X.

Where Kate Spencer, Manhunter, Shops

"Where Kate Spencer, Manhunter, Shops" from Darkstars #0 (DC, 1994) by Michael Jan Friedman, Mike Collins and Ken Branch

Back during the FIRST wave of Green Lantern popularity, when the franchise grew to include a GL Corps Quarterly and a Guy Garder book, DC also added Darkstars to the schedule. The Darkstars were a competing intergalactic police unit created by the Controllers, cousins to the Guardians. Today, they'd be a colored Corps of some kind. It wasn't a bad book, though I didn't collect it for long. The art was variable and I wasn't made of money. Apparently, the Controllers abandoned the project, which made most Darkstars lose their powers, but a few remained who had independently-powered suits, and these sacrificed themselves by the end of the series (#38). In the last half-decade, we've seen their legacy in a clergy group in Jim Starlin's Mystery in Space stuff, and of course, as the poached uniform worn by Kate Spencer, Manhunter.

Galactus' Vacation to the Balmy DCU

"Galactus' Vacation to the Balmy DCU" from Darkseid vs. Galactus: The Hunger GN (DC/Marvel, 1995) by John Byrne

John Byrne has a deep love for Jack Kirby's work, and this DC/Marvel crossover shows it. My favorite thing isn't Galactus trying to eat Apokolips. It's not Silver Surfer vs. Orion. No. It's Galactus in his original sleeveless, pantsless costume! Summery!

Honeymoon of Horror

"Honeymoon of Horror" from Dark Mansion of Forbidden Love #2 (DC, 1971) by Tony DeZuniga

What do you get when you combine romance comics and horror comics? Some pretty beautiful art pieces by Tony DeZuniga, apparently (for the first couple issues). After the fourth, the book was renamed Forbidden Tales of Dark Mansion, which makes even less sense. Given the popularity of the Vampire-kissing genre, I'm surprised DC doesn't have a title like this in the New52. I, Vampire really isn't about kissing.

Another Awkward Moments Between Superman and Supergirl

"Another Awkward Moments Between Superman and Supergirl" from The Daring New Adventures of Supergirl #13 (DC, 1983) by Paul Kupperberg, Carmine Infantino and Bob Oksner

Daring? New? Not sure those claims are true. Aside from the Ambush Bug issue... maybe. I bet the series wouldn't even have gotten to 23 issues if it wasn't for the Supergirl movie that was in the works. Then again, "Daring" was cancelled before the movie came out. And was of about the same quality.

King Faraday: Doing It Right/Doing It Wrong

"King Faraday: Doing It Right/Doing It Wrong" from Danger Trail vol.1 #2 (DC, 1950) by Robert Kanigher, Carmine Infantino and Joe Giella, and Danger Trail vol.2 #3 (DC, 1993) by Len Wein, Carmine Infantino and Frank McLaughlin

Two splashes for the price of one today, showing "I Spy" King Faraday falling through the air in stories separated by 43 years of DC history. Clearly, the superspy has lost a bit of his mojo since his original appearances.

Making Your Mark

"Making Your Mark" from Damage #1 (DC, 1994) by Tom Joyner, Bill Marimon and Tom McSweeney

Around this time, DC had come out with new, youthful versions of various Freedom Fighters, including the Ray and Black Condor, so I was sort of disappointed when an apparent Human Bomb analog wasn't given that venerated name. The Human Bomb was my favorite Freedom Fighter! Worse would come. Though Damage did eventually serve on a version of the FF, he wasn't the Human Bomb's legacy EVEN THOUGH Damage was something of an uber-legacy character thanks to Vandal Savage's DNA manipulation. Here's the full list of Damage's genetic parentage according to Wikipedia: Atom (Al Pratt), Flash (Jay Garrick), Green Lantern (Alan Scott), Wildcat (Ted Grant), Hawkman (Carter Hall), Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol), Hourman (Rex Tyler), Black Canary (Dinah Lance), Doctor Mid-Nite (Charles McNider), Starman (Ted Knight), Miss America (Joan Dale), Johnny Quick (Johnny Chambers), Liberty Belle (Libby Lawrence), Martian Manhunter (J'onn J'onzz - John Jones), Flash (Barry Allen), Aquaman, Black Canary (Dinah Laurel Lance), Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), and Atom (Ray Palmer). I call that overkill. A paternity subplot gone mad.

Who Knew the Spectre Would Grieve So Much for the Flash?

"Who Knew the Spectre Would Grieve So Much for the Flash?" from Crisis on Infinite Earths #8 (DC, 1985) by Marv Wolfman, George Perez and Jerry Ordway

I'm sure there were those who felt your pain, Spectre! I personally wasn't terribly unhappy with the original Crisis doing away with 50 years of continuity (such as it was), probably because I didn't have that much invested into it. By then, I'd been reading a few DC books, occasionally, for what, three years? So I guess I was like one of DC's new New52 readers, coming to DC at a time of change to see what they'd do with it. Of course, I don't think the original Crisis was as subtractive as the Flushpoint. While a few properties were torn asunder and rebuilt over the next few years (Superman and Wonder Woman, most prominently), the loss of the multiverse meant tons of extra-dimensional characters moved to the mainstream DCU, so we gained far more than we lost. It creates a world that with heroic tradition going back decades, same as the publisher's comics themselves. I guess I'm trying to articulate why I don't have the same sense of excitement about the New52. Instead of expanding, the world and the timeline have collapsed. And this time, I DID lose a universe I felt I'd invested in for some 25 years. So I'm blaming in part on my mindset, but DC's strategy is still lacking. Crisis was a celebration of what went before; the New52 is a condemnation of it.

DC's First Masked Hero

"DC's First Masked Hero" from The Crimson Avenger #1 (DC, 1988) by Roy & Dann Thomas and Greg Brooks

Though excessively wordy, Roy Thomas' work on Golden Age characters was a great love of mine through the 80s. The Crimson Avenger was DC's first masked hero, predating Batman by a matter of months, obviously a character in the pulp mode. Though he would later wear spandex, the mini-series takes him back to his origin as a fedora-wearing masked man just going to a fancy dress party when he is called into heroism. I also love how Thomas uses 1938's War of the Worlds broadcast as backdrop, as it would have coincided with the Crimson Avenger's first appearance on the stands. DC should really collect Roy Thomas' Golden Age origin stories from Secret Origins and All-Star Squadron AND include this mini in it.

Jack Ryder's Dreams

"Jack Ryder's Dreams" from The Creeper vol.1 #4 (DC, 1998) by Len Kaminsky, Shawn Martinbrough and Sal Buscema

The original Creeper book was called Beware the Creeper, and a (mostly) unrelated Vertigo version also used the title, but otherwise, the Creeper appeared in two series which didn't warn us to be wary in the title. The first and some pretty stylish artwork by Shawn Martinbrough (above), lasted 12 issues, and focused on a Hulkish war between Jack Ryder and the Creeper persona. I guess Ryder couldn't really complain given that his last previous appearance had him die, dismembered, at Eclipso's hands! It looked like it was going to reveal a new origin story, but was cancelled before it could. In the mid-2000s, the Creeper did get a new, post-Infinite Crisis origin, set in Batman's early years.

Turtle Boy vs. Darkseid

"Turtle Boy vs. Darkseid" from Countdown to Final Crisis #2/Week 50 (DC, 2008) by Paul Dini, Sean McKeever, Keith Giffen and Scott Kolins

I promise this will be the only splash from a book with Countdown in the title. I also don't particularly want to discuss how terrible, messy and in the end IRRELEVANT the weekly Countdown series was . It didn't so much lead up to Final Crisis as it contradicted it. So let's bask in the insanity of the above match-up between a giant, mutated Jimmy Olsen and an equally Godzilla-sized Darkseid. Because Countdown had this at least.

Standing Against the Infinite

"Standing Against the Infinite" from Cosmic Odyssey #4 (DC, 1988) by Jim Starlin, Mike Mignola and Carlos Garzon

I am NOT a fan of Jim Starlin's later (or perhaps just his DC) work, and Cosmic Odyssey had a tripping-balls plot, contradictions with Fourth World mythology, and terrible characterization, but damn, Mike Mignola artwork! So pretty.

Cosmic Boy Is Around

"Cosmic Boy Is Around" from Cosmic Boy #1 (DC, 1986) by Paul Levitz, Keith Giffen, Ernie Colon and Bob Smith

After Legends, Cosmic Boy and Night Girl were temporarily trapped in the 20th century where they realized their whole Superboy-related history had now never happened. The Time Trapper story would continue in LSH and the Legionnaires 3 mini-series, so it's a bit of an anti-climax, but I do love the Ernie Colon art, AND it made me want to see Night Girl more regularly. They're such a nice, secure superhero couple!

The Vibe Piper of Empire City

"The Vibe Piper of Empire City" from C.O.P.S. #3 (DC, 1988) by Doug Moench, Bart Sears and Pablo Marcos

C.O.P.S. (Central Organization of Police Specialists) was a comic book tie-in with a toy line and cartoon series, which managed to last 15 issues thanks to writer Doug Moench, and in the case of those issues I picked up, covers and sometimes interiors by Pat Broderick. The series also featured early DC work from Bart Sears who would go on to put his stamp on Justice League Europe and later, Eclipso, before moving on to Valiant. This kind of book must be the most thankless kind of assignment - they're not all going to be G.I. Joe or Transformers - but making it last more than a year deserves some respect at least.

The Barren Earth

"The Barren Earth" from Conqueror of the Barren Earth #3 (DC, 1985) by Gary Cohn and Ron Randall

The only time I bought Warlord was to support the Barren Earth back-up, which had a smokin' hot lead and an interesting techno-fantasy world to explore. The story ended in the pages of a 4-issue mini-series, and the whole thing was well outside the DC Universe. Can't the New52 work it back in? Or does Earth HAVE to survive as a civilized place for century upon century?

There's an Actual Dragon in It

"There's an Actual Dragon in It" from Connor Hawke: Dragon's Blood #5 (DC, 2007) by Chuck Dixon and Derec Donovan

I thought that since the Green Arrow portion of our experiment would favor Ollie, I'd throw Connor a splash through his mini-series. Connor Hawke came at a time (specifically, Zero Hour) when DC was really building the legacies of its top tier heroes. The Flash had long been Wally West, Green Lantern was Kyle Rayner, and we'd had Reign of the Supermen, Knightfall, Artemis as Wonder Woman, etc. which created lasting legacy characters beyond those events. So when Green Arrow "died", it seemed inevitable that one of his illegitimate children would come out of the woodwork and take up his name. Not since GL John Stewart had a high-profile name been given to a non-white character - Connor's mom was half-Korean, half-Black - but that did seem to cause problems for artists and colorists, and at times, it seemed like Connor's features and coloring were more Caucasian than others. Dragon's Blood restored his ethnic background, but also introduced mild superpowers like regeneration, speed and strength from bathing in dragon blood - perhaps a necessary step to differentiate him from the original Green Arrow who had returned from the dead - but this was pretty much ignored by other writers. Poor Connor.

And like everything else that made DC's heroes "old", he was wiped from the face of creation by the Flushpoint.

Lions vs. Elephants

"Lions vs. Elephants" from Congo Bill vol.1 #2 (DC, 1954) by Nick Cardy

Hey, Congo Bill used to be a big deal. Even got his own movie serial. And that was before he ever got the magic ring that made him exchange minds with the golden ape we call Congorilla. Though his series lasted only 7 issues, he'd been a regular feature in various DC books, including More Fun where he debuted, and Action Comics, until the Silver Age forced him into that more fantastical role. I think he got a better deal than, say, the Blackhawks. And the Congorilla stories continued for a couple years in Action before moving to Adventure. He's an explorer! He gets around!

After that, though, not much. By the 80s, he was considered obscure enough to score a place in the Forgotten Heroes, and in the 90s, they tried to give him a "DC Dark" treatment with a Congorilla mini-series that corrupted his sidekick Janu, and by the end of the decade, they tried again, this time with the Vertigo imprint. It would take 10 more years for the character to return, and I'm sad to say, it was as part of the Cry for Justice Justice League. Just before the DCU rebooted, Congorilla went back to Africa to serve as one of the continent's protectors. Maybe he'll show up in Batwing.

Swordfishfighting

"Swordfishfighting" from Comic Cavalcade #21 (DC, 1947) by William Moulton Marston and Harry G. Peter

So there was a time when Wonder Woman not only starred in her own book AND a side-book, Sensation Comics, but also a THIRD. The Comic Cavalcade anthology in fact featured stories by other early DC stars who also got lots of exposure elsewhere - Green Lantern and the Flash. Obviously, that wasn't all, not at the original 96-page size. Cavalcade had the Ghost Patrol and Red, White and Blue and Hop Harrigan and the Black Pirate and Johnny Peril and... what, you want me to name a bigger star? Ok, and the ATOM!

In 1949, with issue 30, the book turned to funny animals as the superheroes' star waned, and featured the Fox and the Crow, Doodles Duck, Blabber Mouse, Goofy Goose, Nutsy Squirrel, and... what, you want me to name a bigger star? I CAN'T!!!

The Eater of Souls

"The Eater of Souls" from Claw the Unconquered vol.1 #10 (DC, 1978) by David Michelinie, Keith Giffen and John Celardo

In the 70s, DC tried to capture a little of Marvel's Conan success with a number of sword & sorcery comics, none of which were particularly successful except Warlord, I guess, but Claw was definitely the closest in look to Conan. The twist, a cursed demon hand. Originally conceived by Michelinie and Ernie Chua, Keith Giffen took up the reins very early in his career with #8, drawing it to the end of its run and beyond (the last two issues, 13 and 14, saw limited print later in Canceled Comics Cavalcade). His story would wrap up in a short Warlord back-up. Prior to the bargain bin, I'd only seen Claw in Who's Who (by Giffen), but a version of him would join Primal Force, yet another would get a mini-series at Wildstorm, and the original(?) would finally appear alongside Gail Simone's Wonder Woman in a story arc that also included other 70s fantasy stars like Beowulf and Stalker. Might he now show up in Sword of Fantasy?

Chronos Meets his Destiny

"Chronos Meets his Destiny" from Chronos #9 (DC, 1998) by John Francis Moore, Paul Guinan and Steve Leialoh

Walker Gabriel, the second Chronos, was another of those offbeat and thus short-lived series that used the DC Universe as a grand playground. I've really got to re-read its dozen issues some time because I seem to remember it being timééé-wiméééééé. I mean, dude has to wipe his own existence from history and gets to break the Vertigo partition when Destiny of the Endless takes an interest. Plus, Chronopolis? Yeah. Putting it on the list for sure. Walker was last seen during Final Crisis in Morrison's Limbo, but if there's a character who could make his way out, it's him.

Egg Fu Disturbia

"Egg Fu Disturbia" from Checkmate vol.2 #15 (DC, 2007) by Greg Rucka, Judd Winick, Joe Bennett and Jack Jadson

While I didn't read the original series, I did enjoy the second, which featured a mix of characters from Suicide Squad, the JLI, the JSA, and new characters besides, many named after historical DC stars like Cinnamon and Gravedigger. The chess metaphor was pretty well used as well, and the idea of maintaining a balance both in the team and out between humans and metahumans was an interesting one. Where else could I get my fix of Amanda Waller, Mister Terrific, Fire, ANYONE named Mademoiselle Marie, and wait... Egg Fu? Awesome! Oh, and Snapper Carr died in this. Say thank you to Mr. Rucka, everyone.*

*If you're the one Snapper fan I keep hearing about, thank him sarcastically.